| i would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a happy holiday, and to congratulate all of my friends in school for completing yet another quarter/semester of their studies!
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| i have never felt SO cool over something SO silly...but i was proof reading my syllabus when i realized that i forgot to put what classroom my class was in.. THEN i realized i didnt even know myself where the class was located. So I logged onto broncodirect (csupomona's registration tool) and did a search for CS130. I was SHOCKED when i saw THIS!!!!
they put "Bao Ngo" in replacement of "Staff" !!! how official am I ?!?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! wish me luck!
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| i will now describe my latest vegas trip (this past weekend) in the form of a haiku
5 a.m. gambling
afterparty mac n cheese
patron bubble baths
...thank you.
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when we brought you home, you smelled like shit. you continued smelling that way for 10 years. you peed on my leg. you waited until everyone was around you so you could lay the worst farts. you dutch ovened our tent when we went camping. you eat crickets. you massacred a full family of opposums. you have more baby pictures than i do. you pooped in anh hai mike's car for revenge. you wouldnt do tricks unless i threatened to tell dad on you. you fake injuries. you chewed up an entire couch. you've always wanted to kill my bunny...
yet i miss your barbarian ass! to ten years of love, laughter and unbearable odor! props to my dog mickey.
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| this poem is non-fictional.
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